THE RULES
POWER
+6 pregnant; x2 has or adopts baby
±6 hosts event; x2 hosts trip
±6 married or separated; x2 divorce finalized
±5 fans rumor flame; x2 starts new rumor; x3 rumor is (un)confirmed
±5 remodels house; x2 new house
±4 starts/shutters a business
±4 friend alliance
±4 gets best/worst room on trip
+3 writes a book
±3 is invited or not invited; x5 UNinvited
+2 receives gift; x2 if lavish
+2 big business move
+1 receives compliment
±1 throws or receives shade; x2 if particularly vicious
-2 accused of crime; x2 arrested; x3 indicted; x4 convicted; x5 sentenced (per year)
Reunion-Only:
±3 seated right next to Andy / farthest from Andy
+2 backed up by another housewife; x2 by Andy
-2 shaded by Tweet
-4 called out by Andy
GLAM
+6 converts religion/is ex-communicated
+4 botox or fillers or whatever; x2 plastic surgery
+3 spiritual experience
+3 catchphrase
+2 working out; x2 playing sport
+2 apologizes; x5 full-on apology tour
+2 song and/or dance performance; x5 releases song
+1 fab new look; x2 talking head; x3 designer namedrop; x4 mid-event; x5 actual costume
+1 pet is featured; x2 pet eats; x3 new pet
+1 shopping spree, spa day, brunch, or charcuterie
+1 takes limo; x3 private jet
+1 misprounounces word or saying
Reunion-Only:
+5 brings receipts
-3 denies something caught on camera
DEBAUCHERY
+6 gets partially naked; x2 fully
+5 hookup; x2 with an ex; x5 with another housewife’s partner
+5 throws drink; x2 it hits
±3 physical violence (per blow/snatch)
+2 crying (per moment)
+1 drinks; x2 from the bottle; x4 spilling; x4 the drink is on the body; x5 does drugs
+1 early exit; x5 storms out
-2 physical injury; x2 really bad
-3 peeing; x2 puking; x3 pooping; x4 peed on; x5 puked on; x6 pooped on
Reunion-Only:
+5 gets up out of seat
UNIVERSAL RULES
*Category Bonus: +6 is awarded for highest nonzero score in each category.
*Assist Points: 1⁄2 points rounded down are awarded for assists on main action scores.
*Crowds/Groups: we only ever count up to six of anything.